Finally a chance to talk about some REAL complex, deep issues.

A new survey asked people what kind of PEANUT BUTTER they like more:  Smooth or crunchy.  And the big winner is . . . smooth.  49% of people say that’s their favorite . . . 29% say crunchy . . . and the rest don’t have a preference. For me, it depends on my mood. Odd, right?

The survey also found the average person eats peanut butter three times a week. I’m under the average there.

Does anyone have a bagel?

(Magnolia State Live)